Would you rather?

kill myself.

would you rather...

Kiss a cow, or kiss a llama

Kiss a cow Then eat it afterward

Would you rather... be struck by lightning or trampled by a herd of cows

struck by lightning

would you rather...

eat a brick or drink hydrochloric acid (stomach acid)

Eat a brick....

Would you rather.... have a mustache or armpit hair O:

i has both already. (keeps mustache shaved off)

would you rather fight a crocodile or be a 10 year old boy at Michael Jackson's house?

Fight a crocodile....

would you rather be raped by... Paris Hilton or Britney Spears?

paris. britney seem like she would kill me afterwards.

would you rather be kevin fedderline or Flavor Flav?

Kevin fedderline he seems better than Flavor Flav =w=

Would you rather eat a hippos insides raw or a cows insides raw?

mix them both together

salt / pepper

pepper

raped by a horse or fingered by an elephant?

raped by a horse... the elephant would hurt more. >.<

would you rather be hit on by Micheal Jackson or hit on by Justin Timberlake?

timberlake

would you rather marry borat or live forever with George Bush?

marry borat. he seems rather amusing.


would you rather have your blood sucked dry by a starving vampire or your flesh devored by a zombie?

ide say vampire... i like vampires also i think it would hurt less

fall off the empire state building into a sewer and live/ or fall onto a fat guy and die?

Hahaha!

Fall onto a fat guy and die
Seems more fun XD


Be raped by pikachu or get cut by Mr. Smiley face

cut by Mr. Smiley Face


Would you rather be stuck in the worst dubbed anime ever or the worst anime ever.

In the worst dubbed anime

Would u rather be in a dirty manga chapter or... in a dirty fanfic O:

dirty fanfic.....a chap in my unrated story

would you rather eat your own arm off or have george bush eat it off

eat it myself

would you rather be killed by Michael Jackson or Jeffery Domer?

michael jackson

would you rather be in a star wars contest with dead or be in a random contest with doom

random contest with doom....

would you rather skydive without a parachute into the ocean or skydive and be impaled by a spike on landing

ocean....although i would probably die either way....but ocean

watch your best friend get shot,or shoot them yourself

shoot them myself.

would you rather eat a fat person or a skinny person?

fat person - more meat

would you rather have a mansion you can never leave, or have to live in a car, but never have to pay for food or gas?

car, mansion is too big for me, i would get lost and starve.

would you rather have no legs or no arms?