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ZiggyBoy
Lord of the Black Knights Zero
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| | Subject: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:02 am | |
| Children wear superman pajamas to bed to feel brave but superman wears chuck norris pajamas to feel brave. | |
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Roscoe
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Join date : 2009-08-05
Age : 31
Location : Devil May Cry, behind the desk
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:36 pm | |
| when they go to bed, kids check for monsters
when monsters go to bed, they check for CHUCK NORRIS | |
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ZiggyBoy
Lord of the Black Knights Zero
Posts : 1654
Join date : 2009-08-03
Age : 32
Location : ♥ Falling more in love with angel ♥
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:42 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is so awesome his name bolds itself automatically. | |
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Cero
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Join date : 2009-08-08
Location : In my bedroom. If the beds a rockin, dont come a knockin.. ;)
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:54 am | |
| Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection... There were no survivors. | |
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ZiggyBoy
Lord of the Black Knights Zero
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:09 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is so badass, he can divide by zero. | |
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Roscoe
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Age : 31
Location : Devil May Cry, behind the desk
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:02 am | |
| CHUCK NORRIS once visited the virgin islands
they are now the islands | |
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ZiggyBoy
Lord of the Black Knights Zero
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:49 pm | |
| If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you | |
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Roscoe
Ziggy's Worker Drone
Posts : 471
Join date : 2009-08-05
Age : 31
Location : Devil May Cry, behind the desk
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:45 am | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | |
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ZiggyBoy
Lord of the Black Knights Zero
Posts : 1654
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Age : 32
Location : ♥ Falling more in love with angel ♥
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:54 am | |
| Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. | |
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