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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Jokes   Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:02 am

Children wear superman pajamas to bed to feel brave but superman wears chuck norris pajamas to feel brave.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:36 pm

when they go to bed, kids check for monsters
when monsters go to bed, they check for CHUCK NORRIS

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:42 pm

Chuck Norris is so awesome his name bolds itself automatically.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:54 am

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection... There were no survivors.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:09 pm

Chuck Norris is so badass, he can divide by zero.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:02 am

CHUCK NORRIS once visited the virgin islands
they are now the islands

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:49 pm

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:45 am

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:54 am

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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