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On a bus, two men with really strong accents start a conversation. The lady next to them eavesdrops.
"Emma come first.Den I come. Den two esses acoma together.I come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I come again and pee twice.Then i come one lasta time."
"You dirty-mouth pigs! In this country we don't talk about our dirty sex lives in public!"the lady exclaims.
"Hey whats sa-matter for you?"says the man"i'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi"
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