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Joe Schreiber's Death Troopers Book Tour

Author Joe Schreiber will be headed out on a book tour this fall in support of his two upcoming novels; No Doors No Windows and the Star Wars horror novel, Death Troopers. See below for the tour dates from Joe Schreiber's blog and he mentions that a Tulsa, OK date could be on the horizon for November but has yet to be finalized. We'll keep you posted.


October 13th, 7 PM - Barnes & Noble - Huntington Beach - 7881 Edinger Avenue #110, Bella Terra, Huntington Beach, CA 92647 (714) 897-8781

October 15th, 7 PM - Borders - Folsom/Sacramento - 2765 East Bidwell Street, Folsom, CA 95630 (916) 984-5900

October 16th, 7 PM - Seattle University Books - 4326 University Way NE, Seattle WA (206) 634-3400

October 17th, 7 PM - Powell's City of Books - 1005 W. Burnside, Portland, OR 97209 (800) 878-7323

October 19th, 7PM - Borders - Chicago/Oak Brook - 1500 16th Street, Oak Brook, IL (630) 574-0800

October 20th 7PM - Barnes & Noble - Indianapolis/Carmel - Greyhound Plaza, 14709 US Hwy 31 N., Carmel, IN 46032 (317) 844-2501

October 24th, 2PM - Borders Philadelphia/Bryn Mawr - 1149 E. Lancaster Ave, Bryn Mawr, PA (610) 527-1500

November 1st, Time TBD - Horizon Books - Petosky - 319 E. Mitchell Street, Petosky, MI 49770 (231) 347-2590

November 2nd, 6:30PM - Portage District Library - 300 Library Lane, Portage, MI, 49002 (269) 329-4544


Death Troopers arrives in bookstores on October 13, 2009.

I take it, you already have your copy reserved dead?

and probably going to the book signign. *points to the portland, OR date*

ive had it reserved since within the first hour of when they put it up, oh and I have two copies that ive reserved(one for reading that will be signed, and the other will be signed and put in my mint condition signed collection)

I figured that you would do that.

*facepalm* wow

hey I have over 3,000 dollars worth of star wars stuff for sale on ebay(it is only a small portion of my collection(most of it is from sideshow collectables))

*begins twitching*
ziggy, tell me we're going

going where?

to the good ship lollipop
it's a sweet trip to the candy shop

*stabs roscoe with a force pike*

*doubles over*
aarrgh!
*begins throwing vibroblades at ziggy*

*uses the force to redirect the blades back at roscoe*

owowowowowowow
*falls to ground, back spiked with vibroblades*

oi, dead, did you see the starwars sig I made?

i made dead's new sig!

ZiggyBoy wrote:

oi, dead, did you see the starwars sig I made?

i don't know, where could I find it?

Allrighty everyone, it's time for a little star wars quiz. First person that sends me a P.M. with all the correct answers wins a prize. What is it? You'll just have to win to find out. Okay, here goes:
What material is Darth Vader's helmet made of?
On an X-Wing fighter, what type of engines are found?
How many above-ground floors are there in Jabba's Palace?
Who manufactures the "Gonk" Power droid?
How many engines are present on a standard Imperial Star Destroyer?
The "TIE" in TIE Fighter stands for?
How many different models of TIE Fighters are used by the Empire?
What model of TIE Fighter was Darth Vader's?
AT-AT means what?
What was located on the top/north side of the Death Star?
The original Death Star orbited what planet?
Who uploaded themselves into the computer core of the Death Star?
The Incom T-65 Space Superiority Fighter is commonly known as what?
What weapons are standard on an A-wing fighter?
Why does the B-wing fighter have an unfitting name?
What kind of ship was the Rebel Blockade Runner?
The Millennium Falcon was a modified version of what ship?
How many IG-88 assassin droids were originally created?

*drinks a bottle of juma and eats a uj cake for my birthday*yays

Happy Birthday dead

*gives inu a shot of juma*

*brings in stripper dressed in slave leia outfit.* happy birthday

*has jabbas dancers for ziggy to *censored action**

*drop kicks Dead*

He doesnt need those, especially for any *censored action*.

*takes them for myself*asks angel for forgiveness for thinking of giving ziggy jabbas dancers